dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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