hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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