what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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