One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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