idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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