Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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