Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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