yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
honey bunches of taint.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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