At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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