Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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