What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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