Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Randomize
