so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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