we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
