Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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