ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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