Your tits are I can't wait for
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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