Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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