What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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