chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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