I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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