in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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