can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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