google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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