at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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