I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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