my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He felt like a one man threesome
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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