See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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