He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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