the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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