so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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