wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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