Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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