There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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