yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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