U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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