I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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