Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Holy shit dude........stairs
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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