so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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