I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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