I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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