opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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