so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
ugly people sure do ruin things
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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