I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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