STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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