There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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