I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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