so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need to sanitize my soul.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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