she was so not down for the gang bang
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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