moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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