They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
