did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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