physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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